Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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