no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Last time i carry you out of a forest
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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