did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
What a dumb baby whore.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Randomize
