Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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