idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I checked into jail on foursquare
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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