it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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