i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
