C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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