I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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