i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
