margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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