wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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