Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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