I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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