therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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