This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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