piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
