Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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