Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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