Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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