Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she pinky promised me she was 18
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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