We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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