I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
tell me about the eggs
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