Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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