So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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