She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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