it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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