Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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