So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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