She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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