i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
