You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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