is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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