the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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