seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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