I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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