my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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