My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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