a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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