i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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