If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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