I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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