I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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