I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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