The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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