I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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