He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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