Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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