I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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