i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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